Colin Gets Promoted and Dooms the World

Marsoni

M251S

$19.00

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Colin Gets Promoted and Dooms the WorldA USA TODAY BESTSELLER! WARNING! Under no circumstances must employees strike a deal with unauthorized personnel on Dark Enterprises property. Such behavior may result in death or the end of the world. Colin is a low level employee at Dark Enterprises, a Hell like multinational corporation solving the world's most difficult problems in deeply questionable ways. After years of toiling away in a cubicle, he's ready to climb the corporate ladder and

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These are fabulous! The weight to them is perfect for tearing off a towel and not tipping. And the color/style works perfectly with our decor. Even my husband who rarely comments on anything said "I really like these!" I have one in my kitchen with regular paper towels and my laundry room with the microfiber towels. LOVE!!

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Reviewed in the United States on May 6, 2026

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Les in TX

Massapequa, US

★★★★★ 5

Looks sleek and works great

Color: Warm Gold, Color: Warm Gold

It looks very sleek. Perfect match in color to my kitchen hardware. I was afraid it wouldn’t work as well as my old one but it actually works much better. Less pulling off more paper towels than needed. Even the extra large paper towels fit on nicely.

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Reviewed in the United States on May 23, 2026

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Amazon Customer

Battle Creek, US

★★★★★ 5

Sturdy and nice looking

Color: Black

Looks great and works as designed

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Reviewed in the United States on May 16, 2026

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