Travel Size Dirty Old Man Doll

Marsoni

M251S

$78.99

Get it in 3 business days with 1 day shipping. Friday, May 29

Travel Size Dirty Old Man DollDon't let his his friendly smile fool you This shriveled old geezer is as creepy as they come! He may look sweet and innocent, but even the slightest breeze will get him all hot and bothered. Who needs that little blue pill anyways when you've been sitting on your rocking chair for half a century oogling all the girls that walk by and just beggin' for a piece of ass! So never mind the lawn bowling and senior discounts, this wrinkled old dude loves

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I use this with my medium sized dog. These are large for him but that's what I want so I don't ever have to think about them being too small or a swallow hazard. He has been through A LOT OF TOYS in the last couple years, but nothing, NOTHING has he loved as much as these. His favorite used to be squeaker balls. Then his favorite was crackle balls. But he will gladly ignore both for this one. I don't know if it's the bacon flavor or what, but he go nuts for it.

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Reviewed in the United States on May 5, 2026

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Matt B

West Palm Beach, US

★★★★★ 5

Bacon? IDK but good stuff either way

Color: C) 4" 2-Pack (Bacon)

What is there to say? they're giant 4" rubber balls from the Chew King brand which is very durable brand. The best part is they don't roll under couches, side boards, etc cause they're just big enough.

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Reviewed in the United States on April 24, 2026

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Tina

Alexandria, US

★★★★★ 5

Durable, bright and bouncy

Color: H) 2.5" 3-Pack (Beef)

Love these. Color is bright so I can find it in grass and dirt. Quality is good! Works well in a Chuck it. Love these holes for whistle sound as it’s in the air. No scent cost is awesome for all 3 in pack

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Reviewed in the United States on December 30, 2025

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Intuit

Belleville, US

★★★★★ 5

Tough Dog Balls. Bright Orange/holes for treats

Color: B) 3" 2-Pack (Bacon)

I used to buy Starmark. But their balls got smaller and tore more easily. The color was green. I couldn’t find it when it was dropped in the grass!! Soooooo, I took a chance on this cuz it had holes in it and was bright orange. It is not scented at all or its bacon scent faded. The ball is for strong chewers. I’m a petsitter and I needed tough balls for my clients dog. Shipped quickly. Good price. Exactly as described

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Reviewed in the United States on August 16, 2025

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Teresa M. Campbell

Lake Worth, US

★★★★★ 4

Worthy chew and fetch ball.

Color: L) 3" 2-Pack (Chicken)

Durable and dog loved to gnaw on it. Bright yellow color easy to keep track of for both dog and parent!

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Reviewed in the United States on February 16, 2026