Too Young To Retire Too Broke To Quit Too Ugly To Strip Funny T-Shirt/Sweatshirt/Hoodie

Too Young To Retire Too Broke To Quit Too Ugly To Strip Funny T-Shirt/Sweatshirt/Hoodie

Marsoni

M251S

$27.99

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Too Young To Retire Too Broke To Quit Too Ugly To Strip Funny T-Shirt/Sweatshirt/HoodieIf you are male, please size up by 12 sizes. Clothing Information Relaxed fit Tee & Sweatshirt & Hoodie 80 20 cotton polyester blend Standard fit Size + Fit Unisex size, tends to be slightly larger than standard women's sizes. Men's recommended 1 2 size up If you like an oversized look, l recommend upsizing Sweatshirt Hoodie (cm) Size Length Chest Shoulder Sleeve S 65 102 48 56 M 68 108 51 57 L 71 114 54 58 XL 74 120 56 59 2XL 77 126 58 60 3XL 81 132

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I love these plates. I have been buying them for a couple of years and I think they are a great value. I use them to feed my cats and dog, and for reheating leftovers for lunch at work. They are sturdy, don't soak through, and the perfect size for my needs. I don't understand why people have left negative reviews because they didn't read or comprehend the clearly listed plate size.

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Reviewed in the United States on June 26, 2024

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Cindy Donitzen

Chelsea, US

★★★★★ 5

They do their job!

Style: 600 Count (2 Pack of 300), Size: 300 Count (Pack of 2)

The thickness and the strength of these plates is great. They’re not flimsy at all. I haven’t had any issue with their functionality since small plates are typically for desserts or snacks. The only issue I’ve had is that they tend to be stuck together a fair amount of the time. Before gatherings, I’ve had to separate the plates. Not a huge problem, just a little inconvenience imo.

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Reviewed in the United States on October 25, 2025

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JRR

Draper, US

★★★★★ 5

She likes them

Style: 600 Count (2 Pack of 300), Size: 300 Count (Pack of 2)

Well priced and provide some spousal relief

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Reviewed in the United States on April 29, 2026

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Marisa

Whiting, US

★★★★★ 4

Small Plate, Big Convenience

Style: 600 Count (2 Pack of 300), Size: 300 Count (Pack of 2)

These plates are sturdy and perfect for snacks and desserts. They don’t bend or soak through easily. Microwave‑safe and super convenient. Excellent value for everyday use.

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Reviewed in the United States on April 20, 2026