Unisex Rise and Despair Sweatshirt

Marsoni

M251S

$50.95

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Unisex Rise and Despair SweatshirtMake an ironic statement about your existential dread with this sunny, funny, 1970s inspired, cynical shirt. Some of us don't so much rise and shine; we rise and despair. If that's your style feel free to indulge in your nihilism. Share your pessimist outlook on life when you wear this retro sarcastic shirt. Makes a great gift for philosophy students, or the nihilist or existentialist in your life. Shirt Info: soft, cozy ring spun cotton polyester

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It's true to size. I have a 42" chest and typically wear a large. I ordered large and it fits. Grab these while you can as most of these mock neck t shirts are a cotton poly blend. These are 98% cotton. This is important because although the cotton/poly blends dry quicker, they are uncomfortably warm if it gets above 70 F. I have purchased other mock turtlenecks and had my local dry cleaners convert them from long sleeves to short, but they are slightly heavier weight than these. I do wish that they made these in a dark green or military green color.

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Reviewed in the United States on March 26, 2026